• boy: girls are so lucky they dont need to shave their faces or have boners.
• girl: shaving legs, shaving arms, waxing, plucking, pubes, periods, cramps, pregnancy, giving birth, makeup, shut the fuck up.

ellenkeepsitclean:

happynhealthy-life:

royalteens:

“i like curvy girls” aka you like girls with flat stomachs and skinny legs but with huge boobs and a huge arse

god bless this post.

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Hahahha

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robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

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